kaliforhnia:

coolblogr:

I’d give up a kidney if kaliforhnia would reply to this tbh

I will take that kidney now thank you.

(via slapping)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via slapping)

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

(Source: rnushroom, via slapping)

ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

(via slapping)

howellsbutt:

“can i have some of your fries?”

(via slapping)

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

(via slapping)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via slapping)

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

without it its just

NYELLO

(via slapping)

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

(via slapping)